Ready or Not
Well the information super highway is running full blast, from online banking
to purchasing burial plots, you can find information on anything you desire. For instance, i needed some information
on dry walling, finishing sheet rock for those that dunno what dry walling is, and i proceeded to my favorite search
engine yawhew typed in my search que and got over 10,000 hits . Well i was so overwhelmed by all the information
that in decide to just go with paneling. I set amazed at the quantity of information available at our fingertips,
note that i said quantity not quality, the quantity is so great and the quality is so poor how do you weed out
the crap and get to the really good stuff. well for me as the dufus of all dufus' i have reached a new height in
solving this vastly growing problem. What is it must wonder? Its simple, here are the rules to weed out the poor
quantity of information.
#1. Don't use any information gathered after 3 am.. your tired your drained and its a proven fact that after 3
am your mind is only functioning at half capacity.
#2. Always,, note i said always not sometime or maybe if but always always always ask yourself "what would
dufus do" its a proven fact that if you look at a situation from an outsiders point of view you have a new
perception of the idea in general.
#3. No matter what your spouse says always always always follow rule #2.
#4. Regardless of what information you achieve always use the most current up2date information you can find. Old
information is just that "OLD"
#5. Now this rule is not necessary nor revelent but for me personally if i fondle myself during my search for information
i have a most enjoyable search. I suggest you try this wonderful rule of thumb, actually the whole hand maybe involved
in this step.
With this set of rules and "The Dufus Golden Rule" i'm quiet sure that you will be able to weed out all
the bad information and find your very own unique answers to lifes lil questions.
"The Dufus Golden Rule"
"Wipe it good, no matter what it is or where it is if your gonna wipe it
WIPE IT GOOD"
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